things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever
all of them would win
it would be chaos
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp
This has to be the cutest and most adorable thing in history. Ever.
These two really up the bar in the cute off.
if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.
"The Doctor. My… my Doctor. He’s always talking about the day he did it. The day he wiped out the Time Lords to stop the war."
"You’re the girl who waits for the right moment to say something in class but gets interrupted every time. You’re the girl who has a to-do list on her phone, on her desk, on her never-ending mind. You’re the girl who’s there for everyone - the emergency phone call. And it hurts sometimes to be her, but you don’t know how to be anyone else."
"Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody probably understands math as much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies? Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school. Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find God in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it."
something someone should have told me when i was eighteen (via irynka)
Jesus fucking christ
i don’t care if it’s a headcanon, a selfie, or just some post that you like and want to share. if you tag me in something I guarantee I will love you forever. (✿◡‿◡)